Where do I start? I am a no drama woman! Can't stand it, don't want to hear it, don't need it in my life. I understand that we all come with baggage and as long as that baggage does not consume your life I am good. I am not here for hookups or FWB if that is what you want then please move on. I am looking for something long term. I have been burnt but I still believe the crap that Disney has spoon fed to us since we were infants. I am dark, sarcastic and that considered I love to laugh and have fun. My world consists of me and my dog. I enjoy live music, beer, bon fires, sitting out under the stars and poking dead things with sticks. (That's were the dark and sarcastic sense of humor comes in). I am fat. Not curvy, fluffy or plump. I have more than a few extra pounds and there is no hope in me losing it any time soon. So if you don't like us big girls don't bother. Honesty is best and if I ever say, do you want my honest opinion, saying yes is probably not the best reply.