IroncladMorris
Basics
Location: | |
Gender | Man |
I am looking for: | Woman (40-90) |
Zip Code: | 31905 |
Age: | 37 |
Height: | 6 ft. 2 in. |
Body: | Slender |
Ethnicity | White |
Education: | Some College |
Job: | Military |
Has Kids: | Yes, living elsewhere |
ABOUT
Retired soldier, part-time poet, full-time believer in good coffee and better conversations. Spent 20 years dodging bullets and bureaucracy-now I'd rather dodge awkward small talk. I'll cook you my famous chili (guaranteed to be 80% edible), play you Chopin on the piano, and maybe tell you about the time I outran a sandstorm in Fallujah. Yes, am bad at fifa. No, I won't let you win at chess.
What I am looking for
Someone who knows silence can be comfortable, not scary. A partner who'll hike a Colorado trail at dawn but also debate whether Star Wars is better than Star Trek (wrong answers only). Bonus points if you can explain why my cactus keeps dying. Must love dogs-I have a rescue mutt named Kafka who thinks he's a philosopher.